1 00:00:06,727 --> 00:00:08,718 (HUNG) 2 00:00:12,607 --> 00:00:14,757 (MURMURING) 3 00:00:22,367 --> 00:00:24,358 Holy shit! 4 00:00:25,807 --> 00:00:28,446 Dirty slut! 5 00:00:31,527 --> 00:00:35,361 - (with a Puglia accent) Slut bitch, what are you doing? - Brings luck. 6 00:00:35,407 --> 00:00:40,197 Stay still, it bothers me. What a rush! I want to eat. 7 00:00:40,247 --> 00:00:44,240 (with a Roman accent) In a little while a TV program starts. 8 00:00:44,287 --> 00:00:49,839 They make proton flips, armor-piercing missiles... GoIdrake! 9 00:00:49,887 --> 00:00:52,355 ''You damn''! 10 00:00:52,407 --> 00:00:55,240 You always catch me Keep an eye on the far right! 11 00:00:55,287 --> 00:00:59,997 Here's what family happened to me: an unfortunate wife leaves... 12 00:01:00,047 --> 00:01:04,086 ..and I'm left with a brother-in-law treacherous bread eater! 13 00:01:04,127 --> 00:01:08,086 Dad, I told you who had a stupid brother. 14 00:01:08,127 --> 00:01:12,564 - Nice gratitude! And I that I'll be your mother. - As a mother?! 15 00:01:12,607 --> 00:01:16,600 You know I stayed because I disapprove of my sister. 16 00:01:16,647 --> 00:01:21,118 - The truth is that you eat and drink here. - Am I an asshole? - Guess. 17 00:01:21,167 --> 00:01:23,397 (PHONE RINGING) Go open it. 18 00:01:23,447 --> 00:01:27,884 - It's the telephone. - I'll go now. - Come on! 19 00:01:27,927 --> 00:01:31,237 - I'll go. - Go and answer! 20 00:01:31,287 --> 00:01:35,166 Damn you! Why don't you kill yourself? 21 00:01:37,727 --> 00:01:41,197 ''Do you have it''? This is the Presta Laricchiuta house. 22 00:01:41,247 --> 00:01:45,240 - I'm NicoIino. - How are you ? I didn't think it was you. 23 00:01:45,287 --> 00:01:50,077 - Is everyone okay at home? - Certain. - How's my appointment going? 24 00:01:50,127 --> 00:01:54,200 - Walk. - Let's stop it, He's been walking all the time for three years. 25 00:01:54,247 --> 00:01:58,604 - Not to shorten the time... - I'm sending Angela to study with you. 26 00:01:58,647 --> 00:02:04,119 Whatever you want, but there's just one thing missing quarter at the end of school. 27 00:02:04,167 --> 00:02:08,797 I'm sure in an environment healthy like yours... 28 00:02:08,847 --> 00:02:14,843 ..AngeIa, at least in these 3 months, he will regain his desire to study. 29 00:02:14,887 --> 00:02:18,641 Here in Rome, you get distracted a lot. Now? 30 00:02:18,687 --> 00:02:23,203 - All right. - I was sure of it. Thank you. Should I start it right away? 31 00:02:23,247 --> 00:02:26,796 - Yes, yes. - I would like to say hello your wife. - Which wife? 32 00:02:26,847 --> 00:02:31,318 Like ''what wives''? Your second wife, AmaIia. 33 00:02:31,367 --> 00:02:35,360 My wife's sister brother-in-law, we are almost relatives. 34 00:02:35,407 --> 00:02:40,162 I'll call her, I don't know which part of the house he is in. 35 00:02:40,207 --> 00:02:44,598 It's on the right, there it is. AmaIia, love? 36 00:02:44,647 --> 00:02:47,798 (SPITS) There's NicoIino who wants to say hello to you. 37 00:02:47,847 --> 00:02:52,079 - Are you stupid? - That's it of the ministry, my relative. 38 00:02:52,167 --> 00:02:56,160 - Say you're AmaIia. - But it's not there. - Make a castrato voice. 39 00:02:56,207 --> 00:02:59,995 Here you are, NicoIino, he was doing chores. 40 00:03:01,087 --> 00:03:04,762 - (effeminate voice) How are you doing, Commander? - All right. 41 00:03:04,807 --> 00:03:08,197 - How are you ? - I'm fine, thanks. 42 00:03:08,247 --> 00:03:12,126 - Angela arrives tomorrow. - I'm glad to hear it. - Is it a disorder? 43 00:03:12,167 --> 00:03:16,797 - (male voice) No trouble. - What happened to your voice? 44 00:03:16,847 --> 00:03:21,159 (effeminate voice) I have some wings bass, the strings have loosened. 45 00:03:21,207 --> 00:03:25,325 - Your mother's double bass! - Take care of yourself, my dear. 46 00:03:25,367 --> 00:03:30,680 - Greetings everyone. - Thank you very much and regards to the lady. ''Bye-bye''. 47 00:03:30,727 --> 00:03:35,005 - Dad, who is this AngeIa? - A relative, you don't know her. 48 00:03:35,047 --> 00:03:39,882 In 1754, your great-grandfather Oronzo emigrated to America... 49 00:03:39,927 --> 00:03:43,363 ..and met aunt ImeIda, who he later married in Canada. 50 00:03:43,407 --> 00:03:47,525 - Now he'll tell you the whole Bible. - I mean, she's a relative of ours. 51 00:03:47,567 --> 00:03:51,355 You will sleep in the closet upstairs and her in your room. 52 00:05:09,207 --> 00:05:12,244 We missed it this pain in the ass of AngeIa! 53 00:05:12,287 --> 00:05:15,723 If he looks like NicoIino who knows what scorpion it will be. 54 00:05:15,767 --> 00:05:19,646 But if she looks like her mother... It's good, Mom! 55 00:05:19,687 --> 00:05:22,485 It has two ''roofs'' that drive me crazy. 56 00:05:24,247 --> 00:05:29,685 Forget about it ! But what do I care? I go to Fedora anyway. 57 00:05:29,727 --> 00:05:34,278 That's waiting for me... Four, five... eight! 58 00:05:34,327 --> 00:05:40,880 Ah! But where... Damn you! Ah! The dog! 59 00:05:42,727 --> 00:05:45,878 (MUSIC) 60 00:05:55,287 --> 00:05:58,597 ''BaiIate, baIIate''! 61 00:05:59,727 --> 00:06:01,877 ''Oiè, guapa''! 62 00:06:06,607 --> 00:06:10,566 (with Neapolitan accent) ''But what's wrong with him tonight''? 63 00:06:11,727 --> 00:06:16,278 - What's wrong with you? - We missed AngeIa, my cousin. 64 00:06:16,327 --> 00:06:18,477 It might be dirty too! 65 00:06:25,167 --> 00:06:26,919 Yes, maybe! 66 00:06:26,967 --> 00:06:31,199 - When will you take me to your house? - I could use it, love. 67 00:06:31,247 --> 00:06:35,240 I'll tell you again The history of my family? 68 00:06:35,287 --> 00:06:37,801 My son was a happy orphan, 69 00:06:37,847 --> 00:06:41,681 then I married that unfortunate woman of AmaIia and he got jealous. 70 00:06:41,727 --> 00:06:46,437 AmaIia ran away and was offended, plus my brother-in-law is at our house. 71 00:06:46,487 --> 00:06:50,275 If I bring you too, He definitely gets pissed off. 72 00:06:50,327 --> 00:06:55,117 - You are the father and he is the son. - But you are not the Holy Spirit. 73 00:06:55,167 --> 00:06:59,843 Get started! Tac, tac, tac. Who is he Character of the week? 74 00:06:59,887 --> 00:07:02,685 Tac, tac, tac. (SCREAM) 75 00:07:04,287 --> 00:07:08,360 - Tarzan! - Do you like it ? - Certain. I'm your Jane! 76 00:07:08,407 --> 00:07:12,400 - Go to the forest, come on! - Yes, right away... 77 00:07:15,327 --> 00:07:19,798 - Tarzan, there's a crocodile! - Do you want to kill my ''Jenny''? 78 00:07:19,847 --> 00:07:24,875 - Help ! - I'm diving into the sea! Ahh! 79 00:07:24,927 --> 00:07:28,966 I broke my knee. Give me your belly, you crocodile! 80 00:07:29,007 --> 00:07:34,877 Tisquarcio. Crocodile blood, I become herd. Here's the monkey. 81 00:07:34,927 --> 00:07:39,682 - What are you doing, crocodile? - Yes, good. - Do you want to escape me? 82 00:07:39,727 --> 00:07:43,720 Do you want to get on top of me? No, I'll get on top of you! 83 00:07:43,767 --> 00:07:47,203 Wretched, cursed, do you want to kill Jenny? 84 00:07:47,247 --> 00:07:53,083 I'll give you 40 stabs, 57 stabs, 84 stabs! 85 00:07:53,127 --> 00:07:58,884 - Yes, like that! - 91... How many do you stab? I want to give one. 86 00:07:58,927 --> 00:08:03,398 One is good. What do I care? Here, you crocodile! 87 00:08:03,447 --> 00:08:07,884 (SCREAM) (panting) Yes! 88 00:08:08,127 --> 00:08:13,724 The gentlemen travelers who have took the train to Cerignola... 89 00:08:13,767 --> 00:08:18,158 (Apulian accent) ..are requested to bring him back on track. 90 00:08:19,607 --> 00:08:24,601 Travelers coming from Rome they have the coincidence... 91 00:08:25,207 --> 00:08:29,598 - Here it is! - My niece is one student, that's a nun. 92 00:08:29,647 --> 00:08:32,480 I know a nun who always studies. 93 00:08:32,527 --> 00:08:36,440 - NicoIino is a Christian Democrat. - What fuck... - Amen. - Peace and good. 94 00:08:36,487 --> 00:08:40,685 If he were a republican, his daughter would he dress in ivy leaves? 95 00:08:40,727 --> 00:08:46,677 - Is the mail coming? - Here she is. We finished a threesette hand. 96 00:08:46,727 --> 00:08:51,243 - Come on, download. - Now they'll put it on Do you put it in your suitcases? 97 00:08:51,287 --> 00:08:53,801 No, general, this is my stuff. 98 00:08:54,207 --> 00:08:58,041 During the trip, Miss he stripped us to threesette. 99 00:08:58,087 --> 00:09:03,400 - This must be it. - ''Damn, how good she is! - This is what I say. 100 00:09:03,447 --> 00:09:06,996 - Hi, you're PasquaIe, right? - ''My beauty''! 101 00:09:07,047 --> 00:09:11,723 - No, Uncle Pasqual, it's me. - Oh, sorry. - ''Your uncle's beauty''! 102 00:09:11,767 --> 00:09:15,555 - You don't have the face of a priest, but like a sweetheart. - Not much. 103 00:09:15,607 --> 00:09:20,203 - ''Asshole I''. - Did you see? - What silhouettes! Uh, BartoIomeo! 104 00:09:20,247 --> 00:09:22,283 Miss, forget the bird. 105 00:09:22,327 --> 00:09:26,559 I traveled with him for Don't just leave it in the trunk. 106 00:09:26,607 --> 00:09:30,964 - Is it a crow? - He's a mere Indian and he knows how to speak. 107 00:09:31,007 --> 00:09:33,760 - (parrot) Hello, assholes. - He recognized us. 108 00:09:33,807 --> 00:09:36,082 Prof. Cacioppo arrives. 109 00:09:41,927 --> 00:09:44,725 Good morning lads ! (DOOR NOISE) 110 00:09:49,527 --> 00:09:53,042 - Was it you? - No, it was him. - But I... 111 00:09:53,087 --> 00:09:57,365 - Was it you? - Sorry, dad... - Dad, damn! 112 00:09:57,407 --> 00:10:02,401 - Go away, ''asshole''! You come here. - I ? - Come here. 113 00:10:02,927 --> 00:10:05,077 We are equal. 114 00:10:08,167 --> 00:10:11,125 (Whistle of Admiration) Hello, guys! 115 00:10:11,167 --> 00:10:13,237 Good, good, sit down. 116 00:10:13,287 --> 00:10:16,996 This young lady It's AngeIa Mancine IIi. 117 00:10:17,047 --> 00:10:20,835 She is my niece and your partner of cash for this quarter. 118 00:10:20,887 --> 00:10:27,360 (APPLAUSE) Thanks. Okay, okay, thanks. 119 00:10:27,687 --> 00:10:31,157 Enough. We are not at the Sanremo Festival! 120 00:10:31,207 --> 00:10:33,323 Sit here. 121 00:10:33,367 --> 00:10:37,246 I wanted to tell you something else: I'm well known... 122 00:10:37,287 --> 00:10:42,520 - You're a stunner. Welcome. - What is your name ? - Irma. 123 00:10:42,567 --> 00:10:47,482 I'm known for my calm, but if I get pissed off, damn it... 124 00:10:47,527 --> 00:10:51,122 ..I'll break you and I'll break your head, okay? 125 00:10:51,887 --> 00:10:55,516 Was it you? Damned debauchers! 126 00:10:55,567 --> 00:11:02,325 (tattering) Less than today you didn't make the usual joke. 127 00:11:02,367 --> 00:11:07,122 - They did it, professor. - Mr. Principal, are you here? - Yes. 128 00:11:07,167 --> 00:11:11,399 Next time, come on time, so these exchanges don't happen. 129 00:11:11,447 --> 00:11:15,326 (tarting) I have been... 130 00:11:15,367 --> 00:11:20,725 131 00:11:20,767 --> 00:11:25,363 132 00:11:25,407 --> 00:11:28,399 (LAUGH) If you get angry, sing, professor. 133 00:11:28,447 --> 00:11:30,836 - ArrivederIa. - I am sorry. 134 00:11:30,887 --> 00:11:34,516 (LAUGH) Why are you laughing?! SiIence! 135 00:11:34,567 --> 00:11:38,162 I don't want to hear a ''fly'' fly! 136 00:11:40,167 --> 00:11:44,922 This is cappuccino time. Now comes SaIvatore. 137 00:11:44,967 --> 00:11:46,923 Be' ! 138 00:11:47,407 --> 00:11:49,318 (LAUGH) 139 00:11:49,807 --> 00:11:55,643 - (professor) To... me... rica... - We, well... Him? I ? 140 00:11:55,687 --> 00:11:57,962 Both. 141 00:11:58,007 --> 00:12:00,157 (LAUGH) 142 00:12:00,207 --> 00:12:05,281 Come here, you. Give me the eIastic. Open your hands... Open your hands! 143 00:12:06,047 --> 00:12:08,322 - Ahi ! - Go to your seat. 144 00:12:08,367 --> 00:12:10,358 (SPITS) 145 00:12:11,007 --> 00:12:17,082 (tattering) Shut up... that... I said hush... hush that He... 146 00:12:17,127 --> 00:12:19,163 ''What, do you want to fuck me?'' 147 00:12:20,967 --> 00:12:22,923 (LAUGHTER) 148 00:12:22,967 --> 00:12:25,356 (effeminate voice) Mom! 149 00:12:26,407 --> 00:12:30,320 (tattering and singing) Whoever is pre...prepared, come. 150 00:12:30,367 --> 00:12:33,916 - Professor ! - You! I'm... miraculous! 151 00:12:33,967 --> 00:12:38,677 What a miracle! I just wanted to say that yesterday Gino saw a UFO. 152 00:12:38,727 --> 00:12:42,561 - (tattering) Oh, yes? What was it like? - How was it, Gino? 153 00:12:42,607 --> 00:12:45,519 Nice, big, round. 154 00:12:45,567 --> 00:12:49,640 - It was fe... fe... fe... - Was he stupid? - No, was he still? 155 00:12:49,687 --> 00:12:53,805 - Yes, then he sent a bundle of blue light. - And what light! 156 00:12:53,847 --> 00:12:58,557 (tattering and singing) Very nice, and where did you see it? 157 00:12:58,607 --> 00:13:02,680 - Towards the sea. - They always screw him with UFOs. 158 00:13:02,727 --> 00:13:06,686 - The professor is a maniac. - They're nice guys. 159 00:13:06,727 --> 00:13:11,482 - Your cousin Marco is cute, isn't he? - The others aren't bad either. 160 00:13:11,527 --> 00:13:15,156 He is the cutest, and then I'm his girlfriend. 161 00:13:15,207 --> 00:13:19,598 - Because you're not in the same place bench? - He doesn't know it yet. 162 00:13:19,647 --> 00:13:26,325 (tarrating) Let's forget it bullshit like interviews. 163 00:13:26,367 --> 00:13:30,406 (tarting) I want to explain I have... I have. 164 00:13:30,447 --> 00:13:34,565 - The sheath? - The gaIassie! 165 00:13:34,607 --> 00:13:39,442 those systems in space. 166 00:13:39,567 --> 00:13:41,717 167 00:13:41,767 --> 00:13:49,481 of gas and also of dust!'' 168 00:13:49,527 --> 00:13:52,917 (APPLAUSE) Well done ! Well done ! 169 00:13:54,527 --> 00:13:57,166 (BELL SOUND) 170 00:13:57,207 --> 00:14:00,438 (SHIP'S WHISTLE) 171 00:14:01,607 --> 00:14:04,167 - SaIvatore ! - Ah ! 172 00:14:04,207 --> 00:14:08,325 Oh, how sorry I am! Now come up. 173 00:14:08,367 --> 00:14:13,487 - I hurt myself. - Tell me what the fuck were you ringing the bell. 174 00:14:13,527 --> 00:14:16,997 I arranged it with the chorister because it dropped half a tone. 175 00:14:17,047 --> 00:14:21,802 - I have sensitive ears. - How never? Have you done Santa Cecilia? 176 00:14:21,847 --> 00:14:26,967 You're beautiful, you're sweet, I like you. What a nice tie, it's striped. 177 00:14:27,007 --> 00:14:30,682 Let's go to the light, I am a farsighted principal. 178 00:14:30,727 --> 00:14:35,005 - Pure! - I'll take the glasses. This tie is beautiful. 179 00:14:35,047 --> 00:14:41,566 - Look there. It has crooked lines, Now let's straighten them out. - Help ! 180 00:14:41,607 --> 00:14:45,998 Don't react! I am the principal and you, the cleaner, are a subordinate. 181 00:14:46,047 --> 00:14:50,404 - If you react, I'll kill you. - Certain. - Look there. 182 00:14:50,447 --> 00:14:54,520 (HIT) ''Bip'' ! ''Bip'' ! 183 00:14:54,567 --> 00:14:59,960 - SaIvatore, maybe they rang at the door. - ''Beep''! ''Beep''! 184 00:15:00,007 --> 00:15:02,760 It's you ? Did you swallow the chorister? 185 00:15:02,807 --> 00:15:05,367 I'm happy! 186 00:15:05,407 --> 00:15:09,400 Every time you do something stupid, I can help you. 187 00:15:09,447 --> 00:15:15,682 - Go clean the toilets! - ''Beep, beep, beep, beep''! 188 00:15:15,727 --> 00:15:18,685 This doesn't convince me. 189 00:15:18,727 --> 00:15:23,482 He has the face of a cruiser, da traitor, from Judas ''IscariotIa''. 190 00:15:23,527 --> 00:15:27,839 The last dinner we will have together, he will kiss me and cheat on me. 191 00:15:34,127 --> 00:15:39,520 - Bye, see you tomorrow. - Don't try this with Marco. - Okay. 192 00:15:41,727 --> 00:15:45,083 - Hi, we didn't introduce ourselves. - We have time. 193 00:15:45,127 --> 00:15:49,917 - Your father wants you to take me. - He wants to keep his distance. 194 00:15:51,567 --> 00:15:55,958 - Blessed is he! - Who knows what they're up to tonight. 195 00:15:56,007 --> 00:16:00,876 - They won't do anything, Marco he has something else to think about. - Bitch. 196 00:16:01,527 --> 00:16:05,315 It's coming. All right. Throw away the cigarette! 197 00:16:06,007 --> 00:16:10,080 Today maybe my dream will come true, I become a band director. 198 00:16:10,127 --> 00:16:14,917 Yes. Make me look good with the mayor. Attention! 199 00:16:16,807 --> 00:16:19,799 - Good morning. - Commands. Shhh! 200 00:16:22,207 --> 00:16:24,846 Dear principal... (CRACKLING) 201 00:16:24,887 --> 00:16:29,324 - Sorry. - Thanks for being part of of our city community. 202 00:16:29,367 --> 00:16:33,440 - It's a lesson for us and a reason for pride. - Thank you. 203 00:16:33,487 --> 00:16:38,880 I'm happy to serve too the pentagram of this band, 204 00:16:38,927 --> 00:16:42,522 belonged to the late master MicheIe Sciasciamocca. 205 00:16:42,567 --> 00:16:47,357 I wish him back a ''sad'' memory, we will do 50 minutes of reflection. 206 00:16:47,407 --> 00:16:49,557 Now let's talk about more serious things. 207 00:16:49,607 --> 00:16:53,646 Now he will tell us the name of the new bandmaster... 208 00:16:53,687 --> 00:16:58,203 Dear friends, now I'll let you know the name of the new master. 209 00:16:58,247 --> 00:17:03,844 It's a great talent that works here and has a bandmaster's diploma 210 00:17:03,887 --> 00:17:07,038 achieved at the conservatory music of NapoIi. 211 00:17:07,087 --> 00:17:11,319 I entrust the management to him of the band. Come, master. 212 00:17:11,367 --> 00:17:13,517 Thank you. 213 00:17:13,567 --> 00:17:15,159 Good morning. 214 00:17:18,047 --> 00:17:21,801 Here is Judas ''Iscariot''. He came to collect the thirty denarii. 215 00:17:21,847 --> 00:17:23,599 God, I think I'm dying! 216 00:17:23,647 --> 00:17:30,519 - Friends, I present to you the maestro SaIvatore Pinzarrone. - Thank you. 217 00:17:32,087 --> 00:17:36,080 Come, principal. One more word. 218 00:17:36,127 --> 00:17:42,441 I emphasize dedication and meaning democratic of Prof. Laricchiuta, 219 00:17:42,487 --> 00:17:45,843 which, faith in the musical discipline, 220 00:17:45,887 --> 00:17:50,165 he is happy to put himself humbly under the orders of his caretaker. 221 00:17:50,247 --> 00:17:54,240 Goodbye and good work everyone. (APPLAUSE) 222 00:17:58,927 --> 00:18:03,318 - Here we are. First of all, good morning! - Good morning. 223 00:18:03,367 --> 00:18:06,404 - You go to order. - Please. 224 00:18:09,247 --> 00:18:13,638 - Go, go! - I'm going, I'm going. - Yes, go. 225 00:18:13,687 --> 00:18:18,636 Put yourself in your place. I guess that the principal is a bit envious. 226 00:18:18,687 --> 00:18:21,281 Guys, what do you have in your repertoire? 227 00:18:21,327 --> 00:18:24,285 In the refectory, we have pasta and beans. 228 00:18:25,287 --> 00:18:28,040 Let's start well! 229 00:18:28,087 --> 00:18:32,000 I was saying, what do you have in your repertoire?! 230 00:18:32,047 --> 00:18:37,041 - Everything, even the triumphal march of Aida. - Let's start with that one. 231 00:18:37,087 --> 00:18:40,477 Please, guys, a rigorous entry. 232 00:18:40,527 --> 00:18:45,476 All together, okay? Ready? One, two and three! 233 00:18:45,927 --> 00:18:47,997 (MUSIC) 234 00:18:48,047 --> 00:18:50,481 (DOES NOT PLAY) 235 00:19:01,687 --> 00:19:05,839 (BANG) ALT! 236 00:19:07,527 --> 00:19:09,438 I don't hear the bass in ''E''. 237 00:19:09,487 --> 00:19:14,117 - Mr. Principal, maybe you don't know? - I know, I know. 238 00:19:14,167 --> 00:19:17,318 I know Giuseppe Verdi by heart, maestro! 239 00:19:17,367 --> 00:19:19,756 Teacher and director. 240 00:19:19,807 --> 00:19:25,040 Great, let's start again. One, two... and go! 241 00:19:25,647 --> 00:19:28,684 (MUSIC) (DOES NOT PLAY) 242 00:19:28,727 --> 00:19:31,878 The highest bass! 243 00:19:37,287 --> 00:19:39,403 Louder the bass! 244 00:19:39,447 --> 00:19:42,484 (BALLOONS BURST) 245 00:19:42,527 --> 00:19:49,763 So we're out of time. I love the ''pa... ta''... 246 00:19:49,807 --> 00:19:53,356 bye, bye, bye, bye, bye, bye, bye... 247 00:19:53,407 --> 00:19:57,320 - Yes. - Because the ''pa'' It's the bass note. - Right. 248 00:19:57,367 --> 00:20:02,680 You have to count the break time. Ready? One, two... go! 249 00:20:02,727 --> 00:20:05,082 (MUSICA) 250 00:20:11,847 --> 00:20:17,319 - Now that's music. - Asshole, rude person! 251 00:20:17,367 --> 00:20:22,043 - Well done! - You idiot, you disgusting cuckold! 252 00:20:22,087 --> 00:20:26,205 (SPITS) Well done, very good! As ! 253 00:20:26,247 --> 00:20:30,365 - Presumptuous, shitty! - Well done, well done! 254 00:20:42,487 --> 00:20:45,285 Is it possible that it isn't there? Meh! 255 00:20:49,047 --> 00:20:52,437 Angela ? Angela ? 256 00:20:53,927 --> 00:20:56,077 Angela ? 257 00:21:00,247 --> 00:21:04,035 Blessed mother, what a ''butt''! 258 00:21:08,047 --> 00:21:10,038 Ah ! 259 00:21:13,767 --> 00:21:16,327 What a nipple! 260 00:21:18,967 --> 00:21:21,117 Ah ! 261 00:21:27,847 --> 00:21:31,886 Holy shit, someone comes to the room from bed to say a few words... 262 00:21:31,927 --> 00:21:36,125 ..and expects to find it with a fur coat or a coat... 263 00:21:36,167 --> 00:21:38,886 ..but this one only has hair. 264 00:21:39,367 --> 00:21:43,565 Why do you always think about that? You suck, my Easter! 265 00:21:43,607 --> 00:21:46,997 You have it here, The feminists are right. 266 00:21:47,047 --> 00:21:50,278 ''Repressed male, we'll cut off your sex!'' 267 00:21:50,327 --> 00:21:53,444 ''You're ugly, you're ugly, I'll take it in the c..." 268 00:21:53,487 --> 00:21:57,116 What time is it? I'd better go. 269 00:21:57,167 --> 00:21:59,556 This is good myself, though. 270 00:22:02,967 --> 00:22:07,006 Beautiful, beautiful, beautiful! Don't miss me, there's plenty of time. 271 00:22:07,047 --> 00:22:09,880 Where are you going on those ''roofs'', for ''roofIi'' ? 272 00:22:09,927 --> 00:22:16,446 Now I'm going to Fedora. I'm sweaty like a New Zealand crocodile. 273 00:22:16,487 --> 00:22:19,320 I go to Fedora and do four. 274 00:22:19,367 --> 00:22:23,599 One dressed as a Red Corsair, one dressed as Dracula... 275 00:22:24,607 --> 00:22:26,757 Let's forget about it. 276 00:22:45,567 --> 00:22:49,242 - (parrot) AI Iadro! - It wasn't me! 277 00:22:49,287 --> 00:22:55,362 But which Iadro? Wretched! It's me, don't you recognize me? Shut up! 278 00:22:55,407 --> 00:22:59,400 (SPITS TWICE) A double! I killed him. 279 00:23:14,207 --> 00:23:19,565 Angela! Angela! Angela! 280 00:23:29,567 --> 00:23:35,676 Armor-piercing missiles! Proton beams! Come on, come on! 281 00:23:35,727 --> 00:23:37,604 ''But the damn things...'' 282 00:23:58,727 --> 00:24:02,515 Give him a kick or a blow on the head! 283 00:24:06,647 --> 00:24:08,524 (CRACKLING) 284 00:24:11,007 --> 00:24:12,486 Oh God, she's waking up! 285 00:24:12,527 --> 00:24:16,600 - How did that come to your mind? - It doesn't matter, but speak slowly. 286 00:24:16,647 --> 00:24:19,605 - Does it hurt you? - A bit'. 287 00:24:19,647 --> 00:24:23,401 I see the key moving and it's clear that I'm scared. 288 00:24:23,447 --> 00:24:27,918 - It looked like a horror film. - Sorry, but... 289 00:24:27,967 --> 00:24:33,564 - What did you have in mind? Don't think about it to Irma? - What does that have to do with anything? 290 00:24:33,607 --> 00:24:37,316 You mustn't do her wrong and I don't like subterfuge. 291 00:24:37,367 --> 00:24:41,042 If a boy has intentions, tell me. 292 00:24:41,087 --> 00:24:44,716 I just wanted it go out the window. 293 00:24:44,767 --> 00:24:47,486 Dad goes out and locks the door. 294 00:24:47,527 --> 00:24:51,236 This was my room and it's easy to get out from here. 295 00:24:51,287 --> 00:24:53,801 Isn't there another window? 296 00:24:53,847 --> 00:24:57,522 No, she's the only one near the grate. It's like a ladder. 297 00:24:57,567 --> 00:25:02,322 - Did you really just want to stop by? - I swear. - Did you want to go out with Irma? 298 00:25:02,367 --> 00:25:06,599 What does Irma have to do with it? I go out every night to play with friends. 299 00:25:06,647 --> 00:25:08,956 If my father knows, he'll kill me. 300 00:25:09,007 --> 00:25:13,080 - Your mother doesn't know? - She died when I was born. 301 00:25:13,127 --> 00:25:17,518 - Now, the one that's in the mud isn't she your mother? - It's the stepmother. 302 00:25:17,567 --> 00:25:22,561 She's not in the mud, if she's melted away, but dad wants to keep up appearances. 303 00:25:22,607 --> 00:25:25,405 - Marco? - Yes ? 304 00:25:26,687 --> 00:25:31,477 - You're a good boy. - I'll go, if no, you're breaking another vase on my head. 305 00:25:31,927 --> 00:25:36,921 He didn't even try. This the place where it plays must be loud. 306 00:25:37,087 --> 00:25:39,601 (MUSIC) 307 00:25:57,767 --> 00:26:00,201 - Did you come to see? - HI. 308 00:26:00,247 --> 00:26:04,445 - You are strong, but there is no one who gives you a hand? - He's at the bar. 309 00:26:04,487 --> 00:26:08,526 - He's a dead sleepy guy. - What time do you play ''II sienzio''? 310 00:26:08,567 --> 00:26:12,799 - Give us a hand. - You know ''As you want, with who you want''? 311 00:26:12,847 --> 00:26:17,159 - Of course not. - Now I'll make you listen a fantastic song. 312 00:26:17,207 --> 00:26:21,166 It's a dizzying pace deIIa disco-music internazionaIe. 313 00:26:21,207 --> 00:26:24,005 It's called Ia ''As you want, with whoever you want''. 314 00:26:27,447 --> 00:26:33,795 be tough and say no. 315 00:26:33,847 --> 00:26:39,922 as far as I know. 316 00:26:39,967 --> 00:26:46,122 only half laugh. 317 00:26:46,167 --> 00:26:52,436 in search of happiness. 318 00:26:52,487 --> 00:26:55,763 319 00:26:55,807 --> 00:26:58,640 320 00:26:58,687 --> 00:27:01,997 321 00:27:02,047 --> 00:27:04,925 322 00:27:04,967 --> 00:27:09,324 if you want it, where you want it, how you want it. 323 00:27:09,367 --> 00:27:13,360 - - 324 00:27:24,527 --> 00:27:30,363 better everything right here. 325 00:27:30,407 --> 00:27:36,880 that a half and a half ''no''. 326 00:27:36,927 --> 00:27:43,196 than an identity crisis. 327 00:27:43,247 --> 00:27:49,516 pure, without ifs or buts. 328 00:27:49,567 --> 00:27:55,722 wherever you want, with whoever you want. 329 00:27:55,767 --> 00:28:02,081 wherever you want, with whoever you want. 330 00:28:02,127 --> 00:28:06,837 if you want it, where you want it, how you want it. 331 00:28:06,887 --> 00:28:11,039 - - 332 00:28:11,087 --> 00:28:14,557 (APPLAUSE) 333 00:28:15,127 --> 00:28:18,005 (INAUDIBLE DIALOGUE) 334 00:28:23,087 --> 00:28:27,478 (NOISE) Sit down! SiIence! 335 00:28:28,647 --> 00:28:31,207 I see a new student. 336 00:28:31,247 --> 00:28:35,160 - I'm AngeIa MancineII and I'm coming from Rome. - I was already informed. 337 00:28:35,207 --> 00:28:39,564 - Repeating? - If he was informed, he should know. - Witty. 338 00:28:39,607 --> 00:28:43,395 It's also really fun. Come, take a seat. 339 00:28:45,487 --> 00:28:47,876 Let's see what condition he is in. 340 00:28:47,927 --> 00:28:53,081 I'm not referring to those physical ones, which seem excellent to me. 341 00:28:53,127 --> 00:28:56,483 Witty, but not very funny. (LAUGHTER) 342 00:28:56,527 --> 00:29:00,281 Yes. I see you have a joke ready. 343 00:29:00,327 --> 00:29:04,764 - Let's leave the skirmishes aside and let's talk about serious things. - Certain. 344 00:29:04,807 --> 00:29:09,437 We are reviewing the program of the second year. What do you remember? 345 00:29:09,487 --> 00:29:13,719 - It was very boring. - He prefers Modern history? - Neither. 346 00:29:13,767 --> 00:29:18,477 It's always the same: people in power and poor people to the slaughter. 347 00:29:18,527 --> 00:29:23,806 This is why history must be studied, so as not to repeat the same mistakes. 348 00:29:23,847 --> 00:29:29,319 - Maybe, but so far it hasn't helped. - However, history must be studied. 349 00:29:29,367 --> 00:29:34,600 - Next time will come questioned. - It's like I said. 350 00:29:34,647 --> 00:29:38,720 There are people who have the power and people going to the slaughterhouse. 351 00:29:38,767 --> 00:29:41,076 Go to the place. 352 00:29:45,287 --> 00:29:49,439 - Well done, AngeIa, you killed him. - The rich girl! 353 00:29:49,487 --> 00:29:54,197 Your approval is not needed, The young lady is already presumptuous. 354 00:29:54,247 --> 00:29:58,365 - All right. - You did the research about the Hundred Years War? 355 00:29:58,407 --> 00:30:02,798 - I'm doing them. They have us took a hundred years. - SiIence! 356 00:30:02,847 --> 00:30:06,601 I'm waiting for them tomorrow, Otherwise I will tell the principal about it. 357 00:30:06,647 --> 00:30:10,879 - How bad! He could give it to you more time. - Please be quiet! 358 00:30:10,927 --> 00:30:14,317 - Actually, come here. - Please. 359 00:30:17,207 --> 00:30:20,040 - You told me about Henry VIII. - With pleasure. 360 00:30:20,087 --> 00:30:23,397 It's the most interesting representative of the Tudors. 361 00:30:23,447 --> 00:30:28,999 Sadomasochist, romantic, maniac sexual, vigorous, intelligent... 362 00:30:29,047 --> 00:30:32,403 He spent his life in search of ideal love... 363 00:30:32,447 --> 00:30:38,283 ..dealing with 6 marriages, excommunications, remorse and mothers-in-law. 364 00:30:55,887 --> 00:30:58,560 - Savior! - Hate ! 365 00:30:58,607 --> 00:31:03,158 That's how I like you. You have to say: ''Commands, Mr. Principal''. 366 00:31:03,207 --> 00:31:05,357 School is another music. 367 00:31:05,407 --> 00:31:09,366 Since you became director of the gang and I'm not... You know how it is. 368 00:31:09,407 --> 00:31:14,481 - It's fate that wanted it. - No, it's me ''asshole'', the mayor. 369 00:31:14,527 --> 00:31:18,600 - I'll destroy him with a stab. - You're still the principal. 370 00:31:18,647 --> 00:31:22,242 Since you have become band director and I'm not... 371 00:31:22,287 --> 00:31:26,041 ..People may think that among us there is an atavistic hatred, but no. 372 00:31:26,087 --> 00:31:30,239 - ''Ba, ba, ba'' ... - What are you hiding behind your shoulders? 373 00:31:30,287 --> 00:31:36,681 - I was sketching out a new march. - About Rome? - No, for my gang. 374 00:31:36,727 --> 00:31:40,686 Why do you say ''My gang''? I play in the band too, right? 375 00:31:40,727 --> 00:31:45,847 - Well... - What would it be like? I don't play well, maybe? - Very good. - Here you are. 376 00:31:45,887 --> 00:31:48,355 - Let me read it. - Right. 377 00:31:48,407 --> 00:31:52,525 It's cute. 378 00:31:52,567 --> 00:31:56,196 - It's downbeat. - It's in Ievare. - It's downbeat. 379 00:31:56,247 --> 00:31:59,000 (SLAPPING NOISE) 380 00:31:59,047 --> 00:32:02,722 - It's downbeat. - 381 00:32:02,767 --> 00:32:06,362 - It's in Ievare! - You missed a ''bischrome''. 382 00:32:06,407 --> 00:32:11,925 - - 383 00:32:11,967 --> 00:32:17,997 - It's in Ievare! - The end it's beautiful, it's more majestic. Here. 384 00:32:18,047 --> 00:32:22,643 - I already feel it's beautiful. - Yes. - 385 00:32:22,807 --> 00:32:25,605 (clapping) Things ? 386 00:32:25,647 --> 00:32:27,683 It's the dishes, in the end. 387 00:32:27,727 --> 00:32:32,960 Mr. Principal, I heard you a little flabby. Listen to this. 388 00:32:33,007 --> 00:32:38,001 (MUSICA) Have you bought the new chorister? 389 00:32:38,047 --> 00:32:41,960 - No, I got it back. - ''To Iass, to pass, to cass''. 390 00:32:42,007 --> 00:32:44,885 You don't understand shit. Let me hear from you again. 391 00:32:44,927 --> 00:32:48,681 (MUSIC AND NOISE) 392 00:32:48,727 --> 00:32:51,844 -Did the chorister growl? - (effeminate voice) Yes. 393 00:32:51,887 --> 00:32:54,799 It's a cycle ascending and descending. 394 00:32:54,847 --> 00:32:58,635 You have to write the music, cursed? But what do you know? 395 00:32:58,687 --> 00:33:02,965 10,000 Iira in muIta because you write Music during class hours, 396 00:33:03,007 --> 00:33:07,717 10,000 for contempt of Stravinski, and 40,000 because you're unpleasant. 397 00:33:07,767 --> 00:33:11,521 I studied music all my life, eight years of reformatory! 398 00:33:11,567 --> 00:33:15,958 Now clean the toilets. This is it Your great orchestra, conduct. 399 00:33:16,407 --> 00:33:21,322 Excuse me, Mr. Principal. It's a kid joke for me. 400 00:33:21,367 --> 00:33:27,283 Here, what's yours is yours! Go clean the toilets! 401 00:33:27,327 --> 00:33:32,117 Wretched, cursed! I don't want to see you anymore! 402 00:33:32,167 --> 00:33:36,399 Get lost, ''asshole''. (ROUTING OF WATER) 403 00:33:36,447 --> 00:33:38,244 I was joking! 404 00:33:39,047 --> 00:33:43,404 - Who is ? - I'm Marco. - Come in, it's open. 405 00:33:43,447 --> 00:33:48,282 - HI. - Hi, do you have to come by? - I should go out, but I'm in trouble. 406 00:33:48,327 --> 00:33:52,366 I haven't prepared the research yet about the Hundred Years' War. 407 00:33:52,407 --> 00:33:56,480 If I don't bring it, CasaIotti tells me to dad, who hits with the belt. 408 00:33:56,527 --> 00:34:00,645 - Can I do anything? - What do you want to do? It's a mess. 409 00:34:00,687 --> 00:34:04,475 (MARCO HURTS) Wait, I should have a book. 410 00:34:04,527 --> 00:34:06,916 Please, short. 411 00:34:10,767 --> 00:34:15,557 - I found it. It's a book about Joan of Arc. - What do I do? 412 00:34:15,607 --> 00:34:20,283 There is a summary in the preface of the Hundred Years' War. 413 00:34:20,327 --> 00:34:24,400 Joan of Arc was also part of it of the Hundred Years' War? 414 00:34:24,447 --> 00:34:28,281 - I found out now too. - I should copy it. 415 00:34:28,327 --> 00:34:33,162 - But they're waiting for me. - Do you need a complete service? 416 00:34:33,207 --> 00:34:37,519 - Give it to me, for tonight I give up coming with you. - Excuse me. 417 00:34:37,567 --> 00:34:41,685 Enzo, Gino and I are repeaters precisely because of history and philosophy. 418 00:34:41,727 --> 00:34:45,640 They will fail us again this year, CasaIotti is a drink. 419 00:34:45,687 --> 00:34:50,203 - I noticed it. - (parrot) Down with CasaIotti! 420 00:34:50,247 --> 00:34:55,321 They moved him here from MiIano and he feels like a boss in confinement. 421 00:34:55,367 --> 00:34:59,838 - So he vents to us. - Poor guy. - Poor us! 422 00:34:59,887 --> 00:35:02,640 Marco, I had an idea. 423 00:35:02,687 --> 00:35:06,999 He too is a man of flesh and blood and it's really cute too. 424 00:35:07,047 --> 00:35:11,359 - What do you want to do? - Let him take it a nice crush and let it sweeten. 425 00:35:11,407 --> 00:35:15,844 - Do you think I'm not capable of it? - Of course, I almost got it. 426 00:35:15,887 --> 00:35:19,402 But that he doesn't let himself get close, he's a bear. 427 00:35:19,447 --> 00:35:24,362 - What if I asked for private lessons? - What strength! You're really smart. 428 00:35:24,407 --> 00:35:30,118 - But I'm a little jealous. - Marco, don't try, understand? 429 00:35:30,167 --> 00:35:33,477 Won't you give me a kiss tonight? 430 00:35:33,527 --> 00:35:37,520 - Now go. - All right. - Go play. 431 00:35:42,367 --> 00:35:46,565 - Pasquale? - What is it? - Wait for me, I'll come with you. 432 00:35:46,607 --> 00:35:51,601 All right, come with me. You thought so! He's coming with me. 433 00:35:52,447 --> 00:35:57,043 - What are you doing ? - I have to disguise myself, this is a wretched country. 434 00:35:57,087 --> 00:36:03,117 They already say I have 25 lovers, if so they see you, you become the 26th. 435 00:36:03,167 --> 00:36:08,082 - I have to talk to you. - I'll get on now the glasses. Is it something serious? 436 00:36:08,127 --> 00:36:13,918 - I have to take history lessons and philosophy. - I'm very busy. 437 00:36:13,967 --> 00:36:18,119 I wasn't saying with you, but I would like to let me talk about it with CasaIotti. 438 00:36:18,167 --> 00:36:22,638 - So it could be a little more indulging. - You're ''smart''. 439 00:36:22,687 --> 00:36:26,919 - CasaIotti is not stupid, he has a brain that ''trots''. - How? 440 00:36:26,967 --> 00:36:31,324 - He's intelligent and cultured, he's not stupid. I cannot. - I beg you. 441 00:36:31,367 --> 00:36:33,597 If you tell me so... I can. 442 00:36:34,487 --> 00:36:38,799 - Good morning, Mr. Principal! - What did I tell you? 443 00:36:38,847 --> 00:36:43,204 - What are you looking for? - Merry Christmas, Mr. Principal. 444 00:36:43,247 --> 00:36:47,035 - Merry Christmas? - Christmas has passed. - Happy Easter. 445 00:36:47,087 --> 00:36:51,126 - Easter must come. - I wanted say hello to this piece of Easter. 446 00:36:51,167 --> 00:36:56,082 - You say hello to me that Lent your sister. - I'm an only child. 447 00:36:56,127 --> 00:37:00,484 - See you at the rehearsal. - Try to go and do what. - Thank you. 448 00:37:00,527 --> 00:37:04,679 Have you seen what a ''shitty'' country? Everyone recognizes me. 449 00:37:04,727 --> 00:37:06,922 Let's go to school. You drive. 450 00:37:08,207 --> 00:37:11,199 - Let me see. - What are you doing? 451 00:37:11,647 --> 00:37:14,639 (KNOCK ON DOOR) Did you come in? 452 00:37:14,687 --> 00:37:19,124 Well done! You didn't call me! (SALVATORE HUMMS) 453 00:37:19,167 --> 00:37:21,965 He's Savior! Shut up! 454 00:37:22,367 --> 00:37:27,441 (SALVATORE HUMMS) 455 00:37:28,447 --> 00:37:30,563 (FART) 456 00:37:33,087 --> 00:37:38,286 Do you know what he does? He writes music. Now let's give him a rip-off. 457 00:37:38,327 --> 00:37:40,522 (DOOR SLAMMING) 458 00:37:40,567 --> 00:37:44,526 - (Pugian accent) You saw Am I the ''asshole'' of the janitor? - No. 459 00:37:44,567 --> 00:37:49,482 - If you see him, send him in immediately presidency. - Yes, Mr. Principal. 460 00:37:49,527 --> 00:37:52,758 (DOOR SLAMMING) Guys, let's go look for Him. 461 00:37:52,807 --> 00:37:56,595 Did you see how pissed off he was? (DOOR SLAMMING) 462 00:38:01,207 --> 00:38:05,997 Just now that it came to me Inspiration! How does this sound? 463 00:38:08,287 --> 00:38:10,278 Oh God, the dicks! 464 00:38:13,567 --> 00:38:19,483 You make me die of a ''heart attack''! I suffer from heart shock! 465 00:38:19,527 --> 00:38:22,166 I'm the principal! 466 00:38:22,207 --> 00:38:26,280 How they make me an aciI provider Are you studying if my lover comes here? 467 00:38:26,327 --> 00:38:30,445 - Don't change the subject. Who is he that girl? -What girl? 468 00:38:30,487 --> 00:38:35,117 - You believe a postman ''asshole'' and cuckold? - Yes. 469 00:38:35,167 --> 00:38:40,400 She's a student. I'm principal and I have two thousand students, okay? 470 00:38:40,447 --> 00:38:43,883 You know it that I would never betray you, love. 471 00:38:43,927 --> 00:38:48,045 You wore makeup like a man, but they realize that you are a woman. 472 00:38:48,087 --> 00:38:51,318 He also says it The Japanese proverb... 473 00:38:51,367 --> 00:38:54,803 ..''Zizza prominent, imminent danger''. 474 00:38:54,847 --> 00:38:59,477 - Go, don't make me horny. - No, until you tell me who that is! 475 00:38:59,527 --> 00:39:04,806 Ah! The hand! How this one bites cursed, wretched, jealous. 476 00:39:04,847 --> 00:39:09,238 - I'll tell you the truth: she is a close relative of mine. - Oh! 477 00:39:09,287 --> 00:39:15,726 I introduce you to her and tell her that you are my cousin, okay? 478 00:39:15,767 --> 00:39:19,396 - That's fine, love... - Go away, though. 479 00:39:19,447 --> 00:39:22,280 - Were you looking for me? - No! 480 00:39:22,327 --> 00:39:26,525 What do you want? Why don't you knock before entering? 481 00:39:26,567 --> 00:39:31,277 Well ! I disturb ? Otherwise I'll leave. 482 00:39:31,327 --> 00:39:36,720 No, I was talking to the accountant. Accountant, we are no longer kids. 483 00:39:36,767 --> 00:39:41,602 - We are forty years old, while his son is twenty. - Forty ? 484 00:39:41,647 --> 00:39:46,118 - Don't you know how old I am? - Shall we address each other, accountant? 485 00:39:46,167 --> 00:39:50,797 - Yes, you ugly caciottaro. Keep this! - What is he doing? 486 00:39:50,847 --> 00:39:54,044 The more they are fags the more rude they are. 487 00:39:54,087 --> 00:39:59,036 No, it's because... Who's a faggot? Why did you say he's a faggot? 488 00:39:59,087 --> 00:40:04,002 - Nobody is a faggot! - Ouch! - Don't get involved and go away! 489 00:40:04,047 --> 00:40:09,360 Sorry, accountant, but that's better let him go. We'll talk about it later. 490 00:40:09,407 --> 00:40:14,561 Yes, but the story doesn't end here, idiot! Take this one! 491 00:40:16,047 --> 00:40:21,804 - At home we do the math. - Where ? - He lives in the building opposite. 492 00:40:23,967 --> 00:40:29,519 - Mr. Principal, you will be an accountant, but he has a nice ass! - It is true. 493 00:40:29,567 --> 00:40:35,085 - Yeah... Did I break the spell? - No, you broke my balls. 494 00:40:35,367 --> 00:40:38,882 Here, it moves... That's it. 495 00:40:38,927 --> 00:40:41,725 - Close the door. - Yes. 496 00:40:43,847 --> 00:40:49,922 Pain in the ass! Fagot in disguise! At the rehearsals I'm black! 497 00:40:50,327 --> 00:40:54,798 I'm always the master anyway, and this march is to be played... 498 00:40:54,847 --> 00:40:58,396 In your face and that son of a whore! 499 00:40:58,447 --> 00:41:00,517 (boys) Call your mother! 500 00:41:00,567 --> 00:41:04,446 - You know I am in love with you? - Whose ? 501 00:41:04,487 --> 00:41:09,242 - About you, but you don't mind me not at all. - I... I'm busy. 502 00:41:09,287 --> 00:41:13,963 Then I have school, The band, the orchestra and... 503 00:41:15,207 --> 00:41:19,200 - Now sorry, but I have to go. HI. - HI. 504 00:41:23,207 --> 00:41:25,641 - Hello, Gino. - HI. 505 00:41:36,167 --> 00:41:39,955 Don't waste time, That's cooked anyway. 506 00:41:40,007 --> 00:41:44,080 - He doesn't even look at me. - What do you care? I'll look at you. 507 00:41:44,127 --> 00:41:49,201 - You look at me and don't do anything. - FaveIIo, faveIIo! Mount. 508 00:41:49,247 --> 00:41:53,638 - Where are we going to ''faveII''? - What do you think? I love Marco. 509 00:41:53,687 --> 00:41:56,076 All right, I'll help you. 510 00:41:56,727 --> 00:42:00,436 His uncle told me that needs repetition. 511 00:42:00,487 --> 00:42:04,765 I wanted to apologize for how I behaved in class. 512 00:42:04,807 --> 00:42:07,799 It doesn't matter, it's all over. 513 00:42:07,847 --> 00:42:12,477 To react to shyness, Sometimes I act bold. 514 00:42:12,527 --> 00:42:16,361 To be shy, he defends himself quite well. 515 00:42:16,407 --> 00:42:19,479 Anyway, let's talk about serious things. 516 00:42:19,527 --> 00:42:24,647 - In which part of the program do you feel weaker? - In everything. 517 00:42:24,687 --> 00:42:29,761 Maybe because I'm not with the others never managed to fascinate me... 518 00:42:29,807 --> 00:42:32,526 ..but with her it's a completely different thing. 519 00:42:32,567 --> 00:42:38,563 Better this way. We'll do a review general, following the text. 520 00:42:42,247 --> 00:42:44,477 Do you want me to read it? 521 00:42:46,447 --> 00:42:53,125 (tattering) Sorry, I didn't know that you were here. Excuse me, miss. 522 00:42:53,167 --> 00:42:58,958 - Do you think so? - (singing) Don't bother me! 523 00:43:04,287 --> 00:43:08,121 He also lives here on a sublet basis and I hadn't warned him. 524 00:43:08,167 --> 00:43:12,080 He seems very nice to me and it has to be good too. 525 00:43:12,127 --> 00:43:16,996 He is a great friend and teacher excellent. We were saying... 526 00:43:17,047 --> 00:43:22,485 - Permission? - After you. - Professor, here's the tea. 527 00:43:23,687 --> 00:43:27,919 - Just one? Will you take it, miss? - Yes please. - Come in. 528 00:43:27,967 --> 00:43:30,765 Truly, I had prepared it for you. 529 00:43:30,807 --> 00:43:34,800 - Now do another one, please. - All right. 530 00:43:37,367 --> 00:43:42,282 She is the lady of the house. She's good woman, but rather primitive. 531 00:43:42,327 --> 00:43:45,239 He's not sick and he's quite young. 532 00:43:45,287 --> 00:43:49,041 - I bet you are in love with her. - What does he say? 533 00:43:49,087 --> 00:43:53,558 What's strange? It's not easy find an interesting man. 534 00:43:54,887 --> 00:43:58,004 Let go... and start reading. 535 00:44:01,367 --> 00:44:04,962 - Here, Commander. How do you feel? - Better. 536 00:44:05,007 --> 00:44:09,398 - With tranquilizers, I no longer have the visions. - Well. 537 00:44:21,607 --> 00:44:24,405 You're beautiful! 538 00:44:26,447 --> 00:44:28,438 You're beautiful... 539 00:44:30,167 --> 00:44:35,161 - (tattering) Tell me something. - Yes, it's 8.29pm. 540 00:44:36,007 --> 00:44:41,286 - What are you saying? Tell me if you're happy. - Sure, but there are 30 seconds left. 541 00:44:41,327 --> 00:44:46,640 - Tell me you love me. - Yes, I love you, but it's late. - What does it have to do with it? 542 00:44:47,487 --> 00:44:51,446 Ah! Help ! Oh God, the water! 543 00:44:51,487 --> 00:44:55,480 - I was trying to tell you, but not you never let me finish! - Force. 544 00:44:55,527 --> 00:44:57,802 The visions begin again! 545 00:45:00,647 --> 00:45:02,638 It looks like the rainy season. 546 00:45:21,607 --> 00:45:25,316 - Miss MancineIIi! - Good morning. 547 00:45:25,367 --> 00:45:29,155 I thought it would be better don't see us at my house. 548 00:45:29,207 --> 00:45:32,916 - You know... there's the landlady. - Where will we meet? 549 00:45:32,967 --> 00:45:38,246 - Let's meet here at the same time, then we will decide. - Agree. 550 00:45:38,287 --> 00:45:43,315 Angela? As far as I can see it works. How does he behave? Are you trying? 551 00:45:43,367 --> 00:45:48,805 - No! It's very serious. - Now he's got a crush on him, poor guy. 552 00:45:48,847 --> 00:45:52,317 - Why ? - He will suffer, I know something about it. 553 00:45:52,367 --> 00:45:56,246 Since you arrived, I... I don't know how to say it, but... 554 00:45:56,287 --> 00:45:59,677 - Shut up, you fool! - Why do you tell me that? 555 00:45:59,727 --> 00:46:04,721 - If you get with me, I'll do it also fail. - Nice effort! 556 00:46:05,607 --> 00:46:08,326 Good evening, guys, okay. 557 00:46:08,367 --> 00:46:11,962 Sorry for the delay, but I had to make some scores. 558 00:46:12,007 --> 00:46:17,957 Hand them out, let's get started. Come on, now let's do a first reading. 559 00:46:18,007 --> 00:46:23,684 It's a march I've dreamed of for a long time, I didn't sleep at night to do it. 560 00:46:23,727 --> 00:46:27,402 I recommend, strength with the cymbals and the bass drum. 561 00:46:27,447 --> 00:46:30,917 Ready? One, two... go! 562 00:46:30,967 --> 00:46:34,437 (EXPLOSION) Ahhh! 563 00:46:35,327 --> 00:46:40,845 Anyone want to joke? But I'm a son of a whore! 564 00:46:40,887 --> 00:46:44,721 Don't worry, everyone has it The mother she deserves. From the beginning. 565 00:46:44,767 --> 00:46:50,717 - No! From the beginning I say it! - You say it, all over again. - From the beginning. 566 00:46:50,767 --> 00:46:55,636 From the beginning. What do you do with those dishes? You seem like a troubled soul to me. 567 00:46:55,687 --> 00:46:59,396 They don't come off, maybe some of them he put some glue in it. 568 00:46:59,447 --> 00:47:02,120 Let's not waste any more time. (CRACKLING) 569 00:47:02,167 --> 00:47:05,398 Guys, please. One, two... 570 00:47:05,807 --> 00:47:08,799 (MUSIC) 571 00:47:17,767 --> 00:47:19,758 No! 572 00:47:21,407 --> 00:47:26,197 I don't hear that phrasing of the bass in ''E''. Things ? 573 00:47:26,247 --> 00:47:32,595 - I don't feel anything. He wants to do it an ace? - Guys, guys! 574 00:47:32,647 --> 00:47:37,004 - Is he sick? - I'm fine. You are witness. 575 00:47:37,047 --> 00:47:40,596 - She's fine... Yes, I see her. - CaIma. 576 00:47:40,647 --> 00:47:45,516 -Do you also have a bow tie? - Stop, SaIvatore. Ah! I'll kill you. 577 00:47:45,567 --> 00:47:50,197 Mr. Principal, to school He's in charge, but here he's in charge. 578 00:47:50,247 --> 00:47:55,799 - Give me the drum, I'll do it The drum eye. - Come on. 579 00:47:55,847 --> 00:48:00,204 - CaIma. - Dry your sweat. - Yes, master. - The sweat! 580 00:48:00,247 --> 00:48:03,603 - Do you have a handkerchief? - Yes, I have it. 581 00:48:03,647 --> 00:48:08,641 Here's the handkerchief. Now let's dry the sweat to our principal. 582 00:48:09,607 --> 00:48:15,079 - Let me kill him. - Stay calm. - I'll kill him, just once. 583 00:48:15,127 --> 00:48:19,518 Then I stay still for 400 days. Now I'll break his eye and... 584 00:48:19,567 --> 00:48:24,038 - Ahhh! - Here it is. - He's breaking my handkerchief! 585 00:48:24,087 --> 00:48:28,877 - Let me react. - Better not. - I only broke one knee. 586 00:48:29,447 --> 00:48:32,803 - What if he eats it? - No, I'm letting off steam. 587 00:48:32,847 --> 00:48:39,525 Our principal makes us listen an ace of Judas ''Iscariot''. 588 00:48:39,567 --> 00:48:41,922 Crustacean! 589 00:48:41,967 --> 00:48:47,963 - Ready? - Yes. - Ready? - Yes ! - One, two... 590 00:48:48,327 --> 00:48:50,795 Puff! Puff! 591 00:48:50,847 --> 00:48:53,122 (CRASH) 592 00:48:55,447 --> 00:49:00,316 Well done! If it was you three, This time you got it right! 593 00:49:08,847 --> 00:49:10,803 Here we can rest easy. 594 00:49:10,847 --> 00:49:15,159 When I wait for Marco Gino comes, when I wait for Gino you come. 595 00:49:15,207 --> 00:49:20,964 - Won't it be an organized thing? - No, it's fate. - Will be. 596 00:49:21,007 --> 00:49:25,444 - What would you like to do now? - I think, therefore I exist. 597 00:49:25,487 --> 00:49:29,685 - Don't think, kiss me! - How? Are you telling me? 598 00:49:30,247 --> 00:49:34,320 From this reflection he takes the start of the Cartesian theory. 599 00:49:34,367 --> 00:49:39,885 Descartes poses as a principle supreme of knowledge is certainty... 600 00:49:39,927 --> 00:49:46,400 - Is it him? - Eh... - Through the world and the existence of God... 601 00:49:46,447 --> 00:49:51,521 - Are you following me, miss? - Oh well, It's a very fascinating discussion. 602 00:49:51,567 --> 00:49:56,038 - I'm all a shiver. - Are you cold? - No, I'm fine. 603 00:49:56,087 --> 00:50:00,842 Let's continue, but be careful, Otherwise we waste time. 604 00:50:00,887 --> 00:50:06,166 It will be the suggestion of the clear of Iuna, but he knows how to do it. 605 00:50:06,207 --> 00:50:11,645 - Don't think about him now, think of me. - Talk to me about philosophy. 606 00:50:11,687 --> 00:50:18,160 - I am a materialist and a Mazzinian. - Meaning what ? 607 00:50:18,207 --> 00:50:20,846 That is, thought and action. 608 00:50:21,007 --> 00:50:23,157 (BELL SOUND) 609 00:50:32,367 --> 00:50:36,679 This is not a robbery, It's a camouflage for love. 610 00:50:36,727 --> 00:50:40,640 - Hello, beautiful. - Does it seem like the time? I was falling asleep. 611 00:50:40,687 --> 00:50:45,442 - I was late because I was there There's AngeIa. - Who? - AngeIa. 612 00:50:45,487 --> 00:50:49,719 I said you are my cousin paternal on mom's side... 613 00:50:49,767 --> 00:50:53,442 - Sounds right to me. - Nice! I'll call you now. 614 00:50:53,487 --> 00:50:59,198 - Angela? - The door! - You and I are related. 615 00:50:59,247 --> 00:51:04,799 - Pleasure. - How cute! - Dear... - It's delicious. 616 00:51:04,847 --> 00:51:11,002 Here... Okay, that's enough. Oh! Oh! ''Break, break''. 617 00:51:11,047 --> 00:51:15,802 - You're a guy, huh? - I really am a guy. - Take a seat. - Thank you. 618 00:51:15,847 --> 00:51:20,238 Haven't seen each other for a while, Pasquale. How is your wife? 619 00:51:20,287 --> 00:51:23,996 (Roman accent) That daughter some slut got rid of it! 620 00:51:24,047 --> 00:51:29,167 - I am sorry ! In this carpet everyone stumbles. - Everyone who? 621 00:51:29,207 --> 00:51:34,235 - Everyone... Anyway, sit down. - Sit down, AngeIa. - Thank you. 622 00:51:34,287 --> 00:51:39,441 - You make yourself comfortable. - I'm sitting near AngeIa. - As you like. 623 00:51:39,487 --> 00:51:43,526 - Now you've told AngeIa everything. - What does AngeIa have to do with it now? 624 00:51:43,567 --> 00:51:48,595 - He said AmaIia ran away. - AngeIa it's me... - It's true! 625 00:51:48,647 --> 00:51:51,036 We messed up the situation. 626 00:51:53,487 --> 00:51:57,036 - Love, aren't you cold? - No, why? 627 00:51:57,087 --> 00:52:00,796 I have terrible heat, this bothers me. 628 00:52:00,847 --> 00:52:04,635 It's a branded jacket. Read this women's magazine. 629 00:52:04,687 --> 00:52:08,566 - I don't like. - Unfortunate, Ready! - Do you treat your granddaughter like this? 630 00:52:08,607 --> 00:52:13,761 - It's a beast. - You should look it up to dominate that bad temper. 631 00:52:13,807 --> 00:52:19,325 - Deep down we love each other very much. - I'll offer you a drink. - Thank you. 632 00:52:19,807 --> 00:52:23,800 - (whispering) If you act like an asshole, you don't see a Ira. - What did I say? 633 00:52:23,847 --> 00:52:27,999 Nothing, but you looked. I'll break your cataract! 634 00:52:28,047 --> 00:52:32,245 - Very beautiful, very sweet! - Do you need anything, Pasquale? - No. 635 00:52:32,287 --> 00:52:36,883 - Did you bring two? - Yes. - Come and talk, dear. 636 00:52:36,927 --> 00:52:41,842 - Do you know what I thought? - What ? - The three of us sit down. 637 00:52:41,887 --> 00:52:46,642 I suffer from ''solitudemania'' and it's better if I'm in company. 638 00:52:46,687 --> 00:52:50,362 - Pasquale, I was talking with your granddaughter. - ParIaIe. 639 00:52:50,407 --> 00:52:55,003 There isn't a girl like AngeIa I see her in a house of tomboys. 640 00:52:55,047 --> 00:53:00,883 - Why don't you come here? You'll keep me company. - Yes, maybe! 641 00:53:00,927 --> 00:53:06,843 - I have to stay with my uncle now I'm fond of him. - What a look. 642 00:53:06,887 --> 00:53:10,562 - You'll see it myself. - And school? 643 00:53:10,607 --> 00:53:15,044 You will do as always. In the morning you go to school and come here in the evening. 644 00:53:15,087 --> 00:53:18,682 Good, then I'll be free to dedicate myself completely... 645 00:53:18,727 --> 00:53:24,802 - For what? - AII'encicIopedia Japanese... - Yes. - In German. 646 00:53:24,847 --> 00:53:29,284 You'll see, we'll be good together. You can come tonight if you want. 647 00:53:29,327 --> 00:53:34,355 - Certain. - But no... - Let's do it Tomorrow, I have to pack my bags. 648 00:53:34,407 --> 00:53:38,878 - As you wish, dear. - Obviously, will you sleep together? - Certain. 649 00:53:38,927 --> 00:53:41,157 So, between women... 650 00:53:41,207 --> 00:53:46,327 Fedora, can you give me some more? I feel a weight in my head... 651 00:53:48,367 --> 00:53:52,406 - Look, if you act like an asshole, I'll ''spoil'' you. - How? 652 00:53:52,447 --> 00:53:56,406 I love your balls and I'll make you eat them sautéed. 653 00:53:56,447 --> 00:53:59,519 But, uncle! So, between women... 654 00:54:02,647 --> 00:54:04,717 Miss AngeIa? 655 00:54:08,287 --> 00:54:10,357 Good morning, professor. 656 00:54:10,407 --> 00:54:14,923 Tonight you can come to my house, so he doesn't risk catching a cold. 657 00:54:14,967 --> 00:54:19,722 My landlady has left for NapoIi, so he won't disturb us. 658 00:54:19,767 --> 00:54:23,362 Stay calm, at home there is always Prof. Cacioppo. 659 00:54:23,407 --> 00:54:28,765 - However, I would always be calm. - Thank you. See you tonight. - Until we meet again. 660 00:54:33,927 --> 00:54:37,476 - Is there any news? - Yes, he wants you at his house tonight. 661 00:54:37,527 --> 00:54:42,282 - The landlady has left. - Now it's melting! - I do not believe. 662 00:54:42,327 --> 00:54:46,400 - He specified that Cacioppo is there. - Do you feel like taking a risk? 663 00:54:46,447 --> 00:54:50,679 - Should I be afraid of a man? - What do we do with Cacioppo? 664 00:54:50,727 --> 00:54:55,755 - It takes a UFO to abduct me. - Let's invent it ourselves. - Are you crazy? 665 00:54:55,807 --> 00:55:00,801 What do you want? My motorbike brother has a very powerful fanaIe. 666 00:55:00,847 --> 00:55:04,726 Then just find an asshole who wants some money. 667 00:55:04,767 --> 00:55:06,803 I have that. 668 00:55:06,847 --> 00:55:10,556 (tattering) The professor sitting at his desk... 669 00:55:10,607 --> 00:55:15,078 ..he was reading in the light of a table lamp. 670 00:55:15,127 --> 00:55:19,518 Suddenly, the light went out. 671 00:55:19,567 --> 00:55:23,719 Fuck! Mrs. Concitto, a candle! 672 00:55:24,447 --> 00:55:26,597 I said a candle! 673 00:55:29,807 --> 00:55:34,164 Hate ! Oh God... What is it? It's me! 674 00:55:34,887 --> 00:55:38,357 They're UFOs! UFOs! 675 00:55:38,607 --> 00:55:43,601 (SOUND OF STEPS) 676 00:55:49,407 --> 00:55:53,286 UFOs! I don't baItter anymore! 677 00:55:53,327 --> 00:55:57,957 I was in a terrible rush... 678 00:55:58,007 --> 00:56:01,795 It's thanks to me. I knew, they are friends. 679 00:56:04,647 --> 00:56:08,242 A close encounter of the third type. 680 00:56:11,047 --> 00:56:17,361 Fuckhead, sapiens! Yes, yes, yes, I'm coming... 681 00:56:17,407 --> 00:56:22,686 I'm coming, I'm a friend. Beautiful friend, beautiful! 682 00:56:23,327 --> 00:56:30,358 That ? I feel like I'm flying! I want it! I'm not afraid! 683 00:56:32,007 --> 00:56:35,966 - Where are you taking me? - From Ignazio, there are ten paid rides. 684 00:56:36,007 --> 00:56:40,558 It's beautiful, but when do we get to galaxies? 685 00:56:45,047 --> 00:56:48,278 While the Prussians they invaded France... 686 00:56:48,327 --> 00:56:52,206 ..The commune, dominated by Murat, favored the popular reaction. 687 00:56:52,247 --> 00:56:56,286 In three days, over a thousand people they were massacred. 688 00:56:56,327 --> 00:57:02,163 - I see you're upset about the subject Does it bother you? - No, just say it. 689 00:57:02,207 --> 00:57:07,964 - Are you worried about something? - Cacioppo didn't show up. 690 00:57:08,007 --> 00:57:12,797 - He doesn't usually come out, but he's not here reason to worry. - Perhaps. 691 00:57:12,847 --> 00:57:17,045 But being alone with a man young and beautiful like you... 692 00:57:17,087 --> 00:57:20,477 ..and what does it sound like so charming... 693 00:57:20,527 --> 00:57:25,317 Let go, miss. If anything, she is fascinating. 694 00:57:25,367 --> 00:57:30,521 Respecting the students is for me a point of honor, don't be afraid. 695 00:57:30,567 --> 00:57:36,676 I'm afraid of myself... and then a woman in love is fragile. 696 00:57:42,807 --> 00:57:46,482 Professor, take me get out of here, I want to digress. 697 00:57:46,527 --> 00:57:49,200 You're right, maybe it's better. 698 00:57:49,247 --> 00:57:53,160 - Who is ? - It's me, AngeIa. 699 00:57:55,447 --> 00:57:58,439 - Good evening, dear. - HI. 700 00:57:59,527 --> 00:58:04,920 -How did the lesson go? - What? - The one about philosophy. 701 00:58:04,967 --> 00:58:09,404 Ah, yes! Oh god! How tired I am... or rather, tired. 702 00:58:10,007 --> 00:58:14,876 - Tell me, pretty, have you had dinner? - Yes, before UFOs. - UFOs? 703 00:58:14,927 --> 00:58:19,318 GIi ''Ufonotti''... At the session we talked about the ''Ufonotti''. 704 00:58:19,367 --> 00:58:26,876 - Don't you say Huguenots? - It's true, how ignorant I am in geography. 705 00:58:26,927 --> 00:58:32,718 - Now, if you've had dinner... straight to bed. - Yes, yes. 706 00:59:33,327 --> 00:59:38,799 - Now I'll help you undress. - It doesn't matter, I'll do it myself. 707 00:59:38,847 --> 00:59:43,204 Yes, who cares, I like you a lot! 708 00:59:43,247 --> 00:59:45,807 Do you like women? 709 00:59:49,367 --> 00:59:51,358 No. 710 00:59:53,367 --> 00:59:58,202 - Oh God, did you find it? - He who seeks finds! 711 00:59:58,247 --> 01:00:04,163 Sorry, but it was a secret. Don't say it to anyone, not even Pasquale. 712 01:00:04,207 --> 01:00:10,282 - I don't even think about it. - AIInow, what are we waiting for? Let's get into it! 713 01:00:14,687 --> 01:00:20,319 - We wanted two orange drinks. - It's a tribute from the orchestra. 714 01:00:20,367 --> 01:00:22,642 What does the orchestra have to do with it? 715 01:00:24,367 --> 01:00:27,677 Look... Pacini, Fusecchia and Laricchiuta. 716 01:00:27,727 --> 01:00:32,437 They are good guys, they earn their day. HI ! 717 01:00:34,047 --> 01:00:37,278 Let's hope they don't start gossip. 718 01:00:40,287 --> 01:00:43,996 (Spanish accent) Hi, AngeIa, can you give us a hand? 719 01:00:44,047 --> 01:00:47,926 - I'm busy, can't you see? - Is he your boyfriend? 720 01:00:49,287 --> 01:00:54,122 - Yes, his name is CarIo. - Blessed you, CarIo, ''good luck''. 721 01:00:55,567 --> 01:00:58,559 - Do you mind if I said that? - No. 722 01:00:59,607 --> 01:01:01,996 Dear, I have to tell you the truth. 723 01:01:02,047 --> 01:01:06,040 Something is happening It's wonderful, do you realize? 724 01:01:07,687 --> 01:01:12,886 - Certain. - You care still a lot of gossip? 725 01:01:12,927 --> 01:01:14,918 Don't worry about me! 726 01:01:22,047 --> 01:01:29,522 with my usual problems. 727 01:01:30,287 --> 01:01:36,157 728 01:01:38,967 --> 01:01:45,486 He vogIia deIusa. 729 01:01:45,927 --> 01:01:54,483 a gesture, an excuse... 730 01:01:55,567 --> 01:02:02,723 I'll do as always. 731 01:02:02,767 --> 01:02:06,237 732 01:02:08,327 --> 01:02:13,117 733 01:02:13,167 --> 01:02:18,161 734 01:02:19,527 --> 01:02:23,486 735 01:02:26,407 --> 01:02:30,116 736 01:02:30,167 --> 01:02:41,283 with yes, with no, who knows... 737 01:02:43,567 --> 01:02:50,325 the myth destroyed... 738 01:02:50,367 --> 01:02:59,275 capable of anything. 739 01:02:59,767 --> 01:03:06,878 collects storms. 740 01:03:06,927 --> 01:03:10,317 741 01:03:12,487 --> 01:03:17,481 742 01:03:17,527 --> 01:03:22,396 743 01:03:24,007 --> 01:03:28,398 744 01:03:30,207 --> 01:03:38,637 a little ''out'', a little decadent. 745 01:03:38,687 --> 01:03:44,683 746 01:03:46,687 --> 01:03:53,684 who was lurking. 747 01:03:53,727 --> 01:04:02,601 now outdated. 748 01:04:03,007 --> 01:04:13,201 giving way to another mess. 749 01:04:15,487 --> 01:04:20,163 750 01:04:20,207 --> 01:04:25,327 751 01:04:25,367 --> 01:04:29,838 752 01:04:34,447 --> 01:04:39,760 Now, Laricchiuta, you remember Where was Joan of Arc born? 753 01:04:39,807 --> 01:04:41,559 Where ? 754 01:04:41,607 --> 01:04:46,442 - Domremy. - Do-re-mi. - What the hell are you saying? 755 01:04:46,487 --> 01:04:50,036 What the hell are you saying? 756 01:04:50,087 --> 01:04:53,716 It's Domrémy, son, Domrémy. 757 01:04:53,767 --> 01:04:57,919 I understand that for a musician is a justified Iapsus. 758 01:04:57,967 --> 01:05:00,401 After all, this is notionalism. 759 01:05:00,447 --> 01:05:05,123 Do you remember whose voices they were What did Joan of Arc feel? 760 01:05:05,167 --> 01:05:08,716 They were... the voices of conscience. 761 01:05:08,767 --> 01:05:15,002 She said they were from Santa Caterina or Santa Margherita... 762 01:05:15,047 --> 01:05:18,278 In a little while, if you kiss me too. 763 01:05:18,327 --> 01:05:21,842 - How long until the end? - Two minutes. 764 01:05:21,887 --> 01:05:23,878 Pay attention to the bell. 765 01:05:26,407 --> 01:05:33,677 But what is it? Yet there is nothing. What did they do up here? 766 01:05:33,727 --> 01:05:35,957 If I catch it, I'll make it... 767 01:05:36,407 --> 01:05:40,480 - Oh, sorry... - Savior? - Yes ? 768 01:05:40,527 --> 01:05:43,439 What do you do always attached to the bell? 769 01:05:43,487 --> 01:05:47,685 - The boys tampered with it. - You tampered with me too, here. 770 01:05:47,727 --> 01:05:53,006 (SPIT) Today is San Boniface and I'm good. 771 01:05:53,047 --> 01:05:55,720 Ring the bell, it's time. 772 01:05:55,767 --> 01:06:00,124 - She's in charge here, but there's someone else there music. - Do you see the difference? 773 01:06:00,167 --> 01:06:03,762 I am a Democrat and you are ''asshole''. I play it. 774 01:06:03,807 --> 01:06:06,241 Today is San Boniface and I do. 775 01:06:06,287 --> 01:06:08,323 (RATTLE SOUND) 776 01:06:11,887 --> 01:06:14,765 Let's assume they tampered with it. 777 01:06:14,807 --> 01:06:19,642 They didn't know I was going to play it I, the raspberry wasn't for me. 778 01:06:19,687 --> 01:06:21,200 Meh! 779 01:06:21,247 --> 01:06:23,886 In a circuit direct current... 780 01:06:23,927 --> 01:06:28,079 ..between driving force ''V'', current ''I'' and resistance ''R''... 781 01:06:28,127 --> 01:06:30,436 ..equality exists... 782 01:06:30,487 --> 01:06:35,003 - I told him not to come in during the lesson. - Get up! 783 01:06:35,047 --> 01:06:39,598 - 'This policeman... - You see it your scion? - Whose dog is it? 784 01:06:39,647 --> 01:06:42,559 Your little fruit He picked it up on the street... 785 01:06:42,607 --> 01:06:47,123 ..and he went on a leash with Ie your husband's ties, my son. 786 01:06:47,167 --> 01:06:51,683 - He's a heartfelt child. - Thank you. It seems like it to me too. 787 01:06:51,727 --> 01:06:57,404 AIInow you take it home together to the dog. I don't want the dog. 788 01:06:57,447 --> 01:06:59,722 I salute you, beautiful! 789 01:07:00,847 --> 01:07:05,398 - (Neapolitan accent) Still here? - Where should I go? - Go away! 790 01:07:05,447 --> 01:07:08,519 Get it into your head that this is it it's a school, not a barracks! 791 01:07:08,567 --> 01:07:12,799 (THE DOG MOULS) Don't worry about it, mom, she's crazy. 792 01:07:12,847 --> 01:07:18,080 - Now, PaoIetto, shut him up. - Shall I take him out? - Yes sweetie. 793 01:07:18,127 --> 01:07:21,244 Come on, go... well done. 794 01:07:23,767 --> 01:07:27,316 Where were we? We were talking... 795 01:07:27,367 --> 01:07:29,927 (THE DOG BARKS) Oh God! 796 01:07:33,087 --> 01:07:35,965 They mauled you! I'm already reading the news. 797 01:07:36,007 --> 01:07:40,080 ''A master dog was killed by a trained dog''. 798 01:07:40,127 --> 01:07:46,521 - SaIvatore, I'm mortified. - Don't worry, I'm fine! 799 01:07:46,567 --> 01:07:51,800 In fact, I'll take the opportunity to invite you to my concert. 800 01:07:51,847 --> 01:07:55,635 - I care about you a lot. - Thank you, I will come with pleasure. 801 01:07:56,047 --> 01:07:58,197 (MUSIC) 802 01:08:03,327 --> 01:08:07,115 - I don't hear the bass in ''E''! - Megamaniac of ''shit''! 803 01:08:07,167 --> 01:08:11,479 - Mr. Principal, it took you The sardine? - Your sister's! 804 01:08:11,527 --> 01:08:13,518 Come on, all together! 805 01:08:15,167 --> 01:08:18,079 Stronger! The loudest bass! 806 01:08:18,127 --> 01:08:23,918 It doesn't matter, let's do without the bass. We'll make him mad. 807 01:08:26,927 --> 01:08:30,920 - What is it? - Mr. Principal, is he a magician? 808 01:08:32,567 --> 01:08:35,445 (THE DOG BARKS AND THE CAT MEOWS) 809 01:08:35,487 --> 01:08:40,277 - Keep playing! - Oh God, save the kitten! 810 01:08:44,447 --> 01:08:47,280 Here you are! Ahhh! 811 01:08:49,407 --> 01:08:51,398 (LAUGHTER) 812 01:08:52,807 --> 01:08:57,358 - Well done, dog. - Are you stupid? That's the band director. 813 01:08:57,407 --> 01:09:01,639 - Thank you, SaIvatore. Did the dog hurt you? - No. 814 01:09:01,687 --> 01:09:04,565 - SaIvatore is nice, isn't he? - It's sweet. 815 01:09:04,607 --> 01:09:08,156 Do you know what's nice about naked? Nothing, it sucks. 816 01:09:12,687 --> 01:09:17,283 - Now? Are you coming there? - Tonight it would be Marco's turn. 817 01:09:17,327 --> 01:09:21,206 He doesn't want me, but me I am so in love with him. 818 01:09:21,247 --> 01:09:24,000 Irma, I have to confess something to you. 819 01:09:24,047 --> 01:09:28,598 It's not true that he does it with AngeIa. We were doing it on purpose... Sorry. 820 01:09:28,647 --> 01:09:33,721 - Assholes! - Irma, where are you going? Wait ! Irma! 821 01:09:34,727 --> 01:09:40,563 - Are you crying? - I came with you to avenge me, and he is innocent. 822 01:09:40,607 --> 01:09:47,445 What do you care? What do you want could it be an extra make out session? 823 01:09:47,487 --> 01:09:53,357 - If I give you a ticket, yes come on? - Sure, actually, I have an idea. 824 01:09:53,407 --> 01:09:57,639 His room is on the upper floor and the window is always open. 825 01:09:57,687 --> 01:10:02,203 If I were you, I would go into the room his and I would crawl into bed. 826 01:10:02,247 --> 01:10:06,877 - Fantastic ! - You're really hot. If you knew how I envy you. 827 01:10:12,807 --> 01:10:15,605 Angela! Angela! 828 01:10:15,647 --> 01:10:19,720 Love, since you arrived, we all messed up. 829 01:10:19,767 --> 01:10:23,362 Relative or no relative, Let's take this tooth out. 830 01:10:24,847 --> 01:10:30,160 - Mr. Principal, what an honor! - And what are you doing here?! 831 01:10:30,207 --> 01:10:34,917 Am I at home or at school? What do you do with these two ''pouches''? 832 01:10:34,967 --> 01:10:38,277 At the bottom I'm not that ''acci''... 833 01:10:38,327 --> 01:10:42,605 ''Acci'' yours and your grandfather's. You're good as hell, Irma. 834 01:10:42,647 --> 01:10:46,356 - Have you come to visit AngeIa? - I was waiting for you to study. 835 01:10:46,407 --> 01:10:50,764 Do you study in Ietto? With these two tits... I'll punch you! 836 01:10:50,807 --> 01:10:53,275 Let's make a deal, between you and me. 837 01:10:53,327 --> 01:10:57,240 Let's make a deal between me... and you. 838 01:10:57,287 --> 01:11:01,644 Indeed, let's make two pacts, between you and me. Ahh! 839 01:11:02,207 --> 01:11:06,758 - Madonna, what a bite! From where did you come in? - From the window. 840 01:11:06,807 --> 01:11:11,517 - And go out the window. - (parrot) Fagot! Faggot! 841 01:11:11,567 --> 01:11:15,082 You will die a bad death. Wait. 842 01:11:15,127 --> 01:11:20,406 - Go away. Did you hear the joke? - Too bad, while we were at it! 843 01:11:20,447 --> 01:11:25,396 Don't ''let off steam'', what do you know on me! Aren't you ashamed? 844 01:11:25,447 --> 01:11:29,440 - Close your eyes while I get dressed. - I closed them. 845 01:11:29,487 --> 01:11:33,082 Actually, barred. Ah... 846 01:11:33,127 --> 01:11:38,485 Hurry up! I'm not from ''cast iron'' and not even iron. 847 01:11:38,527 --> 01:11:43,317 Go away, go away! What a figure! What a figure! 848 01:11:43,367 --> 01:11:47,838 - (parrot) From ''asshole''. - It's true, that's why I'll kill you. 849 01:11:47,887 --> 01:11:51,766 I'll take your tongue, you ''I tear''... Sparrow's tongue. 850 01:12:03,207 --> 01:12:06,085 - Bye, see you tomorrow. - HI. 851 01:12:13,087 --> 01:12:16,796 I'll make you The bird with the crystal feathers. 852 01:12:16,847 --> 01:12:20,601 I make a shitty juice! Where are you going ? Come here. 853 01:12:20,647 --> 01:12:24,435 - Come here, you wretch! - Pasquale? - Who is ? 854 01:12:24,487 --> 01:12:28,321 - What are you doing in BartoIomeo? - I was squeezing... 855 01:12:28,367 --> 01:12:32,485 This bird is sick, it's yellow. Maybe he has viral hepatitis. 856 01:12:32,527 --> 01:12:35,485 But what hepatitis! What are you doing here? 857 01:12:35,527 --> 01:12:39,486 - What was the young lady doing? De Pettis in your bed? - Irma? 858 01:12:39,527 --> 01:12:43,998 - She was naked as a tapeworm. - She must be pretty, naked. 859 01:12:44,047 --> 01:12:47,722 - He's got a nice personality. - Undoubtedly, it is good. 860 01:12:47,767 --> 01:12:52,283 She's a good girl... but here Too strange things happen. 861 01:12:52,327 --> 01:12:55,319 Now, what were you doing here? 862 01:12:55,367 --> 01:12:59,997 I came because I heard The bird that whistled... 863 01:13:00,047 --> 01:13:03,164 ..as if to say: ''I can't breathe!''. 864 01:13:03,207 --> 01:13:06,916 I understand you, Pasquale. Come here, let's sit down. 865 01:13:06,967 --> 01:13:12,087 - Let's talk about this passion of yours for me. - Truly ? - Yes. 866 01:13:12,127 --> 01:13:18,475 Pasquale, you're nice, bright and full of life. 867 01:13:18,527 --> 01:13:23,601 - You would be the ideal man for me. - Truly ? - Yes. 868 01:13:23,647 --> 01:13:31,327 I've thought about it many times. You are so beautiful, fresh, robust. 869 01:13:31,367 --> 01:13:37,397 With this sensual mouth, you make me want to give you... 870 01:13:37,447 --> 01:13:40,245 ..many little kisses. 871 01:13:41,727 --> 01:13:48,246 I noticed how you look at me. I like such strong men. 872 01:13:48,287 --> 01:13:53,486 - ''Thank you''. - It must be nice to be held in your arms. 873 01:13:53,527 --> 01:13:55,483 I feel distraught and upside down. 874 01:13:55,527 --> 01:14:01,557 - But... I like women. - I didn't understand this. 875 01:14:01,607 --> 01:14:05,680 - I'm sorry for you, but I don't know what to do. - Are you serious? 876 01:14:05,727 --> 01:14:09,606 Do you like women? Blessed Madonna, it can't be. 877 01:14:09,647 --> 01:14:15,404 A piece of ''bernardoia'' like you! Why do you caress me, do you caress me? 878 01:14:15,447 --> 01:14:20,999 What should people say? What a IIa The principal's nephew likes... 879 01:14:21,047 --> 01:14:24,801 I'll kill myself, I'll break my ears. I can't believe it. 880 01:14:24,847 --> 01:14:27,486 (KNOCKING ON THE DOOR) - Who is he? - I'm Marco. 881 01:14:27,527 --> 01:14:32,555 - Fuck you... - Under the bed. - Yes, like lovers. - Go. 882 01:14:32,607 --> 01:14:36,964 - We'll make up for it later. - Shut up! - Maybe you were wrong. 883 01:14:37,007 --> 01:14:41,000 I'm not going in here... (COUGHING) 884 01:14:41,487 --> 01:14:46,515 - Come on. - Sorry, AngeIa, I'm already late. - Sch... 885 01:14:46,567 --> 01:14:50,162 Late... for what? 886 01:14:50,527 --> 01:14:53,963 Iatino's version, I forgot the vocabulary. 887 01:14:54,007 --> 01:14:57,397 I have the dictionary. Now I give it to you. 888 01:15:00,367 --> 01:15:03,086 (FIST AND MOAN) 889 01:15:03,127 --> 01:15:07,086 - It sounded like a little scream to me. - It must have been BartoIomeo. 890 01:15:07,127 --> 01:15:10,119 Of course it's incredible. 891 01:15:10,167 --> 01:15:15,321 - Now go finish the version. - Thanks, bye. - HI. 892 01:15:20,127 --> 01:15:24,359 Ah! Blessed mother! He has an iron at his feet. 893 01:15:24,407 --> 01:15:29,083 - Did you hurt yourself? I'll do you a compress? - No thank you. 894 01:15:29,127 --> 01:15:32,915 It's not here that hurts me, and not even here. 895 01:15:32,967 --> 01:15:36,357 This is where it hurts me, you hurt me. 896 01:15:36,407 --> 01:15:39,956 With a revoIverata, I would have felt less pain. 897 01:15:40,007 --> 01:15:44,922 I'm 43 years old, I'm not a boy 15 year old to make fun of. 898 01:15:44,967 --> 01:15:49,119 I understood everything about you and my asshole son. 899 01:15:49,167 --> 01:15:54,241 You make up a lot of nonsense... ''I like women''... 900 01:15:54,287 --> 01:15:59,600 You should have told me: ''You disgust me, you're ugly and you're obese''. 901 01:15:59,647 --> 01:16:05,404 I would have liked it more. Now don't say anything... What? 902 01:16:05,447 --> 01:16:11,761 Don't worry, I'm a real man and I know how to lose. 903 01:16:11,807 --> 01:16:15,595 Hello... Ahh! 904 01:16:15,647 --> 01:16:19,003 (HIT) Ah, ah! 905 01:16:28,087 --> 01:16:32,478 When I questioned them, I understood who don't study and don't care. 906 01:16:32,527 --> 01:16:36,884 They even act arrogant! I can't stand it anymore. 907 01:16:37,567 --> 01:16:41,719 - They are guys, you could be more indulging. - I do it for them. 908 01:16:41,767 --> 01:16:45,840 - At the exams, with the commission don't joke. - You are right. 909 01:16:45,887 --> 01:16:49,641 - See you as usual. - Wait, I'll give you a lift. 910 01:16:49,687 --> 01:16:53,680 - Aren't you afraid of small talk? - Who cares! 911 01:17:00,287 --> 01:17:04,519 Son of a bitch! Today he started again with the 2. 912 01:17:04,567 --> 01:17:08,924 - He fails us another time. - We can have fun. - How? 913 01:17:08,967 --> 01:17:11,720 I screw dad The car with the photo flash... 914 01:17:11,767 --> 01:17:15,999 ..and as soon as he's with AngeIa, yes let's take compromising photos. 915 01:17:16,047 --> 01:17:21,167 - We'll blackmail him! - AngeIa she'll never fit, she's cooked too. 916 01:17:21,207 --> 01:17:24,040 We don't say anything to AngeIa. 917 01:17:24,087 --> 01:17:28,285 At the first opportunity, Let's take some photos secretly. 918 01:17:28,327 --> 01:17:32,115 The pear is now ripe. Sooner or later, those... ''go away''! 919 01:17:57,847 --> 01:18:02,875 - How nice. - Let's sit here. - Yes, certainly. 920 01:18:02,927 --> 01:18:07,159 - Wait, there's some sand. - It does not matter. 921 01:18:07,207 --> 01:18:11,166 -Aren't you cold? - With you it's impossible. 922 01:18:13,807 --> 01:18:18,403 - I hope you don't tell me about history or philosophy. - If anything about theology. 923 01:18:18,447 --> 01:18:20,438 Oh no! 924 01:18:21,047 --> 01:18:26,917 - Don't be afraid now you did it. - To do what? 925 01:18:26,967 --> 01:18:31,358 To make me fall in love. It's not this What did you promise yourself you would do? 926 01:18:31,407 --> 01:18:35,036 At the beginning it was like a game, a challenge. 927 01:18:35,087 --> 01:18:37,885 You were bothering me with those know-it-all airs. 928 01:18:37,927 --> 01:18:40,646 I would have liked to make you... whatever! 929 01:18:42,687 --> 01:18:46,202 Come... Sch! 930 01:18:46,247 --> 01:18:51,480 - ''Four, four''. - Stay down, that if they see us, we're screwed. 931 01:18:51,527 --> 01:18:56,157 Let's leave it alone. I don't want to hold on the snot,'' is a bastard. 932 01:18:56,207 --> 01:19:01,076 Come, come. Madonna... and what is it? 933 01:19:08,087 --> 01:19:11,682 Now what do you think of me? 934 01:19:12,647 --> 01:19:17,243 Now I don't think anymore, I'm in love. 935 01:19:31,567 --> 01:19:36,960 - Do you really love me? - Of course, I love you. 936 01:21:03,687 --> 01:21:05,678 (SCREAM) 937 01:21:13,847 --> 01:21:17,635 - Give me that car. - Come on, come on! 938 01:21:20,167 --> 01:21:22,601 You're not even mascaIzoni. 939 01:21:25,287 --> 01:21:27,482 You're just a bunch of idiots! 940 01:21:27,527 --> 01:21:31,566 Dear, listen, I swear... I didn't know anything about it! 941 01:21:31,607 --> 01:21:34,405 You are even worse than them! 942 01:21:36,727 --> 01:21:39,446 What the fuck have you done with this machine? 943 01:21:39,927 --> 01:21:43,761 Dear fellow citizens, I bring you my greetings. 944 01:21:43,807 --> 01:21:47,561 At this solemn moment we leave may nature envelop us... 945 01:21:47,607 --> 01:21:51,043 ..in his embrace of a loving mother. 946 01:21:51,447 --> 01:21:57,124 Let's pay homage to her by placing in the earth this tender shoot... 947 01:21:57,167 --> 01:22:00,045 ..symbol of our love and our hope. 948 01:22:00,087 --> 01:22:04,399 This little tree will grow and it will become a big tree... 949 01:22:04,447 --> 01:22:08,326 ..stretching towards the sky to thank the Lord. 950 01:22:08,367 --> 01:22:10,597 (APPLAUSE) 951 01:22:10,647 --> 01:22:14,356 - Principal, to you. - To me? 952 01:22:14,407 --> 01:22:22,724 Italians, fellow citizens, policemen urban, extra-urban, inter-urban. 953 01:22:22,767 --> 01:22:27,477 - The high hour is about to strike. - It's late. - Actually, it's shot. 954 01:22:27,527 --> 01:22:32,282 Since it's late, I want to say thank you our first citizen, 955 01:22:32,327 --> 01:22:35,000 who gave this short speech. 956 01:22:35,047 --> 01:22:39,996 - But it's been going on for three hours. - Brief in the sense of ''brevi manu''. 957 01:22:40,047 --> 01:22:43,084 - Go ahead. - What did you say? - Go ahead. 958 01:22:43,127 --> 01:22:47,518 Don't call me a familiar name, I'll break you My knees! Give me here. 959 01:22:47,567 --> 01:22:49,797 (SPIT) Here, damn you! 960 01:22:49,847 --> 01:22:54,557 - Professors, let's continue. - Look what he did to me! 961 01:22:54,887 --> 01:22:56,957 One, two... go! 962 01:22:57,007 --> 01:22:59,362 (MUSIC) 963 01:23:04,447 --> 01:23:06,438 Come on, come on! 964 01:23:07,407 --> 01:23:09,398 Come on, come on! 965 01:23:15,927 --> 01:23:17,918 Ah, ah, ah! 966 01:23:17,967 --> 01:23:20,800 Well done, you made ''bora-bora''! 967 01:23:32,687 --> 01:23:35,679 Fuck... fuck... assholes! 968 01:23:35,727 --> 01:23:40,596 - Irma, have you seen PaoIetto? - No. - Professor, have you seen it? 969 01:23:40,647 --> 01:23:45,243 - Who is PaoIetto? That head of ca... ca... - What do you mean? 970 01:23:45,287 --> 01:23:51,681 Dear child... I haven't seen him. I'm busy. Get down, get down! 971 01:24:04,567 --> 01:24:08,242 - Do you want to continue? - I have to keep the tree. 972 01:24:08,287 --> 01:24:10,357 Did they take me for the leader? 973 01:24:10,807 --> 01:24:14,800 (MUSIC) 974 01:24:16,287 --> 01:24:20,803 Friends, I tell you honestly, it was hard... 975 01:24:20,847 --> 01:24:24,157 ..but I feel proud and happy. 976 01:24:24,207 --> 01:24:28,598 From today, thanks to me, in this garden, in this city... 977 01:24:28,647 --> 01:24:30,638 ..there's an extra tree. 978 01:24:32,647 --> 01:24:35,525 Mom, did you see? It was me. 979 01:24:35,567 --> 01:24:39,401 I can't pass it to you, NicoIino, he's doing the hours. 980 01:24:39,447 --> 01:24:42,484 - Good morning. - What do you want, ''crustacean''? - To whom? 981 01:24:42,527 --> 01:24:46,884 Not to you, Nicolino, to a damned person janitor stalking me. 982 01:24:46,927 --> 01:24:51,443 - If you want, I'll transfer. - No, why have him transferred? 983 01:24:51,487 --> 01:24:56,720 SaIvatore is a good person. If not, who do I vent to? 984 01:24:56,767 --> 01:25:01,795 - In your opinion, AngeIa will be fine to exams? - Of course! 985 01:25:01,847 --> 01:25:06,398 - Then, with the arguments he has... - If anything, mention my name. 986 01:25:06,447 --> 01:25:09,007 They clean themselves. HI. 987 01:25:09,607 --> 01:25:13,486 Thank you, Mr. Principal, for not letting me move. 988 01:25:13,527 --> 01:25:17,236 When I become director band, who do I let off steam with? 989 01:25:17,287 --> 01:25:21,997 You will play in my band a little triangle like that. 990 01:25:22,047 --> 01:25:26,484 Every time you're wrong, I'll say: ''SaIvatore, you made the wrong note!''. 991 01:25:26,527 --> 01:25:30,566 Then I'll spit in your eye. You just have to obey me. 992 01:25:30,607 --> 01:25:34,486 - If I say stay, you stay. If I say to go, go. Now go. - Where ? 993 01:25:34,527 --> 01:25:38,918 - In the usual place. - To do The cleaning? - What to do. 994 01:25:40,127 --> 01:25:43,802 - HI. - Mr. Principal... - Go away! 995 01:25:43,847 --> 01:25:47,635 - I meant... - Go away, you damned thing! - But... 996 01:25:48,127 --> 01:25:54,157 D'Annunzio is the Boccaccio side of Yung's ideal man... 997 01:25:54,207 --> 01:25:58,086 ..also because, other than being a whoremonger, he was also a fagot. 998 01:25:58,127 --> 01:26:01,756 - Really ? Active or passive? - I'll tell you... 999 01:26:01,807 --> 01:26:05,686 If you prefer, active, passive and deponent. 1000 01:26:05,727 --> 01:26:10,118 - He has a particular development. - Yes, on two similar fronts. 1001 01:26:10,727 --> 01:26:18,202 Now, Leibniz said... Therefore, Leibniz said that... 1002 01:26:19,367 --> 01:26:23,679 - Now, do you remember what he said? - He said that... 1003 01:26:23,727 --> 01:26:26,958 - ''Monads have no windows.'' - He said... 1004 01:26:27,007 --> 01:26:28,998 ''The nuns have no windows''. 1005 01:26:29,967 --> 01:26:34,757 - Of course, they are closed nuns. Go. - Dad, how the fuck do you talk? 1006 01:26:34,807 --> 01:26:38,720 - See you next year. - I'm sorry, but I had to do it. 1007 01:26:38,767 --> 01:26:41,281 For goodness sake, if you want it, you want it. 1008 01:26:42,807 --> 01:26:46,800 I'm sorry, but I wanted to do it. At home I'll break your feet. 1009 01:26:50,127 --> 01:26:56,157 - Now? - They screwed me too. - Thank goodness, I thought you were betraying us! 1010 01:26:58,447 --> 01:27:01,325 Do you feel prepared, miss? 1011 01:27:02,007 --> 01:27:07,286 - Not too much. - She's my niece. - Shall we talk a little history? 1012 01:27:07,327 --> 01:27:12,526 - As you wish. - We ask you something very simple. 1013 01:27:12,807 --> 01:27:16,197 Let's talk about the figure of Napoleon. 1014 01:27:17,887 --> 01:27:22,722 - What was Napoleon like? - He was mean and stubborn. 1015 01:27:23,567 --> 01:27:28,083 - He had two big green eyes, it was beautiful and very tasty. - Please ? 1016 01:27:28,127 --> 01:27:34,475 It refers to the photos we have seen by Napoleon as a child. 1017 01:27:34,527 --> 01:27:39,521 He was very tall and slender, then over time it got shorter. 1018 01:27:39,567 --> 01:27:43,765 In Corsica he trotted. Twice in the dust, then in the earth... 1019 01:27:43,807 --> 01:27:46,879 - This is cute! - Yes, okay. 1020 01:27:46,927 --> 01:27:51,159 - Miss, what do you know about philosophy? - That I think, therefore I exist. 1021 01:27:51,207 --> 01:27:56,918 Thinking is not enough, you also need to reflect and want. 1022 01:27:56,967 --> 01:28:01,199 - We need to plan for the future. - Have you planned yours? 1023 01:28:01,247 --> 01:28:03,681 Miss, I'll ask the questions. 1024 01:28:03,727 --> 01:28:08,323 Does he proceed or withdraw? In that case see you next year. 1025 01:28:08,367 --> 01:28:12,645 - It will be difficult, because they already are two months pregnant. - Huh?! 1026 01:28:12,687 --> 01:28:15,201 Professor ! 1027 01:28:15,247 --> 01:28:19,877 - You mean that that time, to the sea... - Yes, dad. 1028 01:28:21,527 --> 01:28:25,486 TomboIa, quaterna and cinque. Now those are bitter dicks. 1029 01:28:25,527 --> 01:28:30,965 Mr. Principal, this gives me cue to do the new gear... 1030 01:28:33,007 --> 01:28:36,636 Damn you, walk! Excuse me. See if you like this one. 1031 01:28:36,687 --> 01:28:40,646 1032 01:28:40,687 --> 01:28:44,805 Away, you damned thing! He's unfortunate who wants to manage the band. 1033 01:28:45,207 --> 01:28:48,404 (YELLS IN AN EFFEMINATE VOICE) Go away! 1034 01:28:48,447 --> 01:28:50,517 (CRACKLING) 1035 01:28:56,047 --> 01:28:59,357 1036 01:28:59,407 --> 01:29:02,319 1037 01:29:02,367 --> 01:29:05,484 1038 01:29:05,527 --> 01:29:08,837 1039 01:29:08,887 --> 01:29:13,119 if you want it, where you want it, how you want it. 1040 01:29:13,167 --> 01:29:16,398 - - 1041 01:29:16,447 --> 01:29:20,599 - - 1042 01:29:20,647 --> 01:29:24,686 - - 1043 01:29:24,727 --> 01:29:27,116